Cooked it 

(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal

Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure

Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it
Fred: Frank you hoon

Cooked it by mcmurtle April 29, 2019

cooked it 

Used to much meth and not realising how stupid you look Running around like a headless goose

They’ve definitely over cooked it this time.

omg she’s running around like a headless chook she must have cooked it!

cooked it by Immiture June 12, 2018

Cooked it 

Regional NYC slang to indicate running away really fast or leaving a place really quickly.

A very aggressive dog broke away from his owner in the park so, I grabbed my small dog and cooked it.

Cooked it by DeeDeeT15 August 8, 2020

Cooged it

(Verb) When a team snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Derived from the Washington State Cougars knack for consistently losing games in crazy last minute situations. Used universally regardless of what team does it.

"Can you believe how Oregon lost yet another Rose Bowl?"
"Lol! They freakin cooged it!"

Cooged it by Whiskey Bob March 12, 2010

conked it 

the art of blacking out or any form of passing out under the influence. Can also be used as a way to describe falling into a deep dark slumber.

'fuck I conked it'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'

conked it by Grace the sk August 1, 2021

Cocked it 

Fucking something up royally

Yea brandon over there cocked it bad

Cocked it by I_eat_dick October 13, 2021

Cooped It

to fuck something up so bad that only the word "coop" is eligible to describe the magnitude of how bad that person fucked up.

Tony: "Dude how could you possibly pass up that 3-some??"
Cooper: "I didn't pass it up, dude."
Tony: "Then, what happened?"
Cooper: "I got too excited and shit in my pants."
Tony: "WOW. You really cooped it."
Cooper: "I know. I'm a fag."

Cooped It by the jakester wink October 21, 2009