Cook it 

1) Texas Hold'Em - burning a card before the flop, especially when pre-flop betting gets huge. Refers to pulling the pin on a grenade, but not throwing it immediately so it explodes a shorter time after throwing it.

2) To start a fight

1) Three guys went all-in, but we had to scrap the hand because Frank zoned out and cooked it before all the betting was done.

2) Some fool mooned Gary, so he chose to cook it right there in front of the bar.

Cook it by shnazzyman January 30, 2006

Cook it 

Slang for smoking the remainder of a bowl of weed. Often a large portion.

"Hey do you mind if I smoke the rest this bowl?"
"Not at all, cook it homie."

Cook it by The 0 Crossing November 2, 2022

Cook it up 

To start something and to get it done quickly

Cook it up in the bathroom so you get to class faster

Cook it up by Dagthefam November 3, 2018

cook it medium 

To win presidency with great success by forcing beliefs upon people.

Donald trump won presidency by using the "cook it medium" strategy

cook it medium by elmre4845447747854874587458754 October 30, 2017

cook it up 

It's a dynamic phrase that could be used to say someone's attractive, or if food looks good. It's antonym is "cook it down" which could mean that someone's nasty, shouldn't sport that type of clothing, or if the food isn't as good as you thought.

(hot chick jogs by) "Mmm, cook it up!"

"What's for lunch today?"
"Chicken fajitas."
"Mmm, cook it up!"

(someone girl's pasty ass crack hanging out) "Uhh, cook it down! Cook it way down!!"

cook it up by ohdogmycats October 10, 2009

cook it nerd looser,

cook it nerd loosera funny thing to say to your buds. cook it means to cook and consume your dog or feline companion. an nerd looser is just a name for a dumb ass. like honestly they should die. they love k pop and should die. ugh they are also gay and gay is gay so....

cook it nerd looser, i hope your dog dies

cook it nerd looser, by oh hello there buddy October 22, 2019

Thomas Cook it 

(Thomas Cook it) - booking a holiday with no return flight

"mate I've had enough of this place I'm absolutely going to Thomas Cook it"

Thomas Cook it by RollyIre September 24, 2019