plural: cooies
singular: cooie
possessive: cooie's

Everything you ever wanted and more, they are also have a very high temper and may burst at any moment, and are prone to violence when they are very stressed and typically very dumb, so dont expect what you want from it

Boy: I need to find a cooie
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because it's magical and I can do whatever i want with it
Girl: Be careful what you make it do, you know how hot tempered they can be

cooie by GearHead88 December 19, 2008

Related Words

cooie • cooked • Codie • coogie • coaie • cobie • coodies • Cooked Cunt • Coobie • coofer

cooie

Badger or a high-pitched greeting, derived from a cooie's mother's call of urination in a sand dune near-by
Likes to drink red-bull, snack on demi-baguettes and have anal on frequent occasions

A Babushka or something that likes to expose ones self to many people of close proximity, which is a cooie on a good day
On bad days it may retreat to its hut or abuse a duck

cooie by Amyee May 6, 2008

arkansas christmas cookie

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"

My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!

arkansas christmas cookie by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017

coaie

It's a romanian nickname. In english "coaie" means balls but we use it instead of bro,man,dude, etc

Josh: I hooked up with your mom
Mirel: coaie esti prost

coaie by namhaz November 25, 2020

Cookie Dance

The dance Jesse does every time he eats a cookie on Prank vs Prank

MMM This is good
Im going to cookie dance
im out

wawa run saaan

Cookie Dance by mtbdude January 13, 2013

Cookie Circle

A group of dudes get in a circle around a cookie and jerk off, the last one to jizz has to eat the delicious treat...

Cassandra H. and the boys had a great cookie circle tpday. She was a fantastic cookie.

Cookie Circle by JakeMcclusky April 19, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026