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couch face 

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch
Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
couch face by hotgochu February 3, 2019

Coach Face 

A reference to the character in Left for Dead 2, who usually has an expressionless face. If someone would have no expression on their face they would be "coach faced".
Man: "My girlfriend had a Coach Face during sex last night, apparently my dong is too small".
Coach Face by Mexico!! March 10, 2010

Coach-Face

Someone who has leather-like skin similar to a handbag of or about the face.
man that bitch spent too much time in the fake-bake - she's all coach-faced
Coach-Face by Keith Hart March 24, 2007

choch face 

A person whose face resembles a choch.

Chooch Face

Jackass, one whoa acts like a jerk
Oh My God, Johnathan stop being a Chooch Face
Chooch Face by Professer Fresh August 15, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026