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control sex

Control sex, where the girl/boy takes control of the fucking. so the girl would tell the boy to get her to orgasm and he would do it.
I'm in high school and I'm still single, but my science partner, Sierra, and I have this thing. It's not dating, it's fucking better!

One day we were in class, she passed me a note and asked me to meet her outside of the boy's bathroom after class, so I did, when I got there Sierra was waiting. She grabbed my hand and pulled me into a stall. then she kissed me softly and I kissed her back, then things were in full swing, we were making out! we kissed hard, She pulled off my shirt, and I tore off her's. She teased off her bra and her boobs were bouncing against me, I grabbed her breasts and started sucking them madly, she unbuckled my belt and pulled down my pants, then she pulled down hers. I inserted my penis into her vagina and she moaned with pleasure, in and out, in and out, I cummed just as she hit orgasm, she let out a shill scream of joy and pleasure, then we were into control sex, she was in charge, It's just badasss SEXY when your girl tells you what to do. Ever since then we went to that same stall every day in between classes and I was now a taken man. We were in a relationship, we were IN LOVE. I was with the girl of my dreams, mmmmmmmmm.

Controsexual 

Someone you think is one sexual orientation, but is really another.
"...turns out he's gay! Why does he have to be such a controsexual?"
Controsexual by FredEx November 22, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016