Definitions by dhughes

Washington Fireball 

When one takes a wig, soaks it is gasoline, and hurtles it towards a loved one.

Mom: Ima kill your brother!
You: Why?
Mom: He tried to give me a Washington Fireball!
You: Oh @#$%

Washington Fireball by dhughes June 14, 2016

Chemistry 

The class that wastes the time of innocent teenagers.

I hate Chemistry....

Chemistry by dhughes June 14, 2016

Contract 

If you are on Urbandictionary.com or the Urban Dictionary app and are reading this text, you hereby agree to pay the person holding this device and letting you read this text any disclosed amount of cash. Personal deeds (including sexual) are also tolerable.
Failure to comply will result in a swift kick in the Gooty Hole by the person holding this device.

Other notes:
See: Gooty Hole

Friend: I broke my contract.
You: Prepare your Gooty Hole.

Contract by dhughes June 14, 2016