A female that is on a construction site, lumber yard, supply house etc, that looks extremely attractive but it might just be the surroundings. They may be an attractive female but the lack of other females to compare to makes them hot by default.
Man, I saw this chick at the lumberyard the other day, smoking hot. Saw the same chick at the grocery store… Not so hot, she’s construction site hot
The severe anal attacking using power tools such as drills and Jack hammers for butthole pleasure. this all must take place in a construction site/ area of road work. once done with your severe anal torture, get some nice wet cement and a trowel and spackle that ass up. insert a cynder block while cement is wet.
"Bro what happened to you?!?"
"i just got lost in the construction site, it hurt soo good"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.