conniving cunt 

Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.

i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.

conniving cunt by Bitter Husband August 7, 2007

Conniving Cunt 

A pack of 4-5 money hungry cunts who screw over someone any chance they get.

Conniving Cunts can often be spotted consuming bottles of Sailor Jerry's preparing for a night of cock teasing at local brothels. This pack can also be referred to as a bunch of sluters (aka. sluts) who are extremely materialistic and seek companionship only from those they wish to fuck over later. Often committing adultery, it is highly recommended that any male individual stay as far away from this blood sucking group of cunts as possible.

Conniving Cunt by TheMan85 April 25, 2010

Cuntiving Cuntasaurus 

A cuntasaurus is an ancient, red-headed Aussie barn goblin with a knack for sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong and ruining everyone’s day just for sport. Fueled by negativity and nosiness, she stomps around like she owns the place, spreading unsolicited opinions and bad vibes like manure in a windstorm. Her natural habitat is anywhere she can criticize, eavesdrop, or create drama—and her mating call is the sound of condescension wrapped in a fake smile. Best handled with a heavy dose of sarcasm and a good sense of humor—because life’s too short to let a cuntasaurus ruin your ride.

Grumpy G is the definition of a cuntiving cuntasaurus. Today she barged a clearly seculded area just to eavesdrop and talk shit on some absolutely irrelevant shit.

Cuntiving Cuntasaurus by FuckYou_NoFuckMe666 January 21, 2025