connective worship

A three-dimensional spiritual worship service that utilizes technology to listen as the primary function.

We deliver today and tomorrow's ministries - evangelism, discipleship, preaching, and connective worship.

connective worship by EWTECHNERD September 25, 2022

double connective

A device for making your argument stronger.Phrases such as therefore and thus can be used as double connectives to ram your point home.

Selina didn't believe that the double connective existed therefore dan put it on urban dictionary thus convincing her of it's existence.

double connective by broomfieldboy March 19, 2014

Connecticut Valley Hospital

A psych hospital that has been around since the mid 1800's. Use to have thousands of lunatics, maniacs, sociopaths and generally batshit crazy people but in the last few decades has greatly down sized and many of the buildings are empty or being torn down. The ones left are creepy as hell and legend has it there are chains on the walls and all kinds of spooky shit in the basements. Colloquially known as the "Nut House', "Bug House" or "Loony Land", the patients left are mostly junkies, sexual perverts and anti social assholes. Nobody knows what happened to all the lunatics and maniacs.

Connecticut Valley Hospital has some really spooky shit hidden in those basements and attics.

Connecticut Valley Hospital by hnoss March 23, 2017

connection terminated 

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

i was about to kill the night guard until i got connection terminated

connection terminated by Sr_Mario May 6, 2021

my internet connection 

Trash

My internet connection is trash

my internet connection by Sanguine Pendulum May 4, 2018

Connecticut cover up 

Assumingly something or an event that happened in Connecticut or was about Connecticut that was covered up(hidden, unheard of) thus why no one has heard of it.

Andy : Ever heard of a Connecticut cover up?

Jim : No?

Andy: Know why?

Jim: ... No.

Andy: Covered it up.

Connecticut cover up by Zure the Dark Being April 19, 2013

Canyon Collective 

A cult masquerading as a canyoneering forum.

Needless to say, most of the cult members have been brainwashed into believing things that are not true, and tricked into doing things that greatly restrict their personal freedom. In spite of this, Canyon Collective cult members seem to find great fulfillment in limiting what they can say or do.

Free Thinker: "Hey man, how was canyoneering last weekend?"

Cult Member: "I'm not allowed to say."

Free Thinker: "Uh... OK. Did you post any pictures of your trip on FaceBook?"

Cult Member: "The Leader of the Canyon Collective said nobody should do that."

Free Thinker: "That is strange. Why not?"

Cult Member: "The Leader said that sharing photos will lure thousands to His precious canyons. The unwashed masses are not worthy of entry. They would unquestionably destroy His canyons."

Free Thinker: "I don't think that is true. Most canyons stay the same year after year regardless of traffic."

Cult Member: "The Leader might view you as evil. He might tell me not to be friends with you."

Free Thinker: "Dude, that is messed up! Well... can you take me through the canyons that you just did?"

Cult Member: "Yes, of course! Obviously!! However, you must never tell anyone about them. Plus anyone that you take through has to swear to only show those canyons and never tell anyone about them."

Free Thinker: "But then you will have to monitor what I do with the route information until the end of time... and I in turn will have to monitor what my friends do with the route information. That sounds like a lot of needless drama."

Cult Member: "Whatever The Leader says is the best way. The only way. I love The Leader. I will obey."

Free Thinker: "Fuck that! I'll just figure out where you went, then enjoy my adventure like a normal person. See ya around, nutjob!"

Canyon Collective by OMG BootboyLostAnotherGerbil?? April 5, 2019