connalogic 

The opposite of logic, usually used in hilarious context. Most often understood if you are a nerd/geek ;).

Nerd: If 1+0=1, and you multiply both sides by 18 to get 1 + 0 x 18=1 x 18. And according to universal rule of PEMDAS, this gives us 1+0=18. Thus, any number is divisible by any other positive rational integer, and thus there is no such thing as a prime number.

Geek: Dude, that's connalogic.

connalogic by The Connalogican August 5, 2012

Connalogical 

Adj. Although very similar, it has nothing to do with chronological. Instead it is almost the exact opposite of conventional logic.

Person 1: I just aced my physics test tomorrow.
Person 2: Dude thats totally connalogical

Connalogical by ineededtomakeupaname February 1, 2012

Connalopis 

The nasty shit underneath your fingernails

Oh god dammit, I got connalopis again.

Connalopis by Fifty cal January 23, 2011