Collatz Conjecture 

Collatz Conjecture is a math equation created by mathematician Lothar Collatz in 1937. The math problem instructions are to input any number.

If the number is odd you multiply by 3 and add 1.

If the number is even you divide by 2.

You will soon end up in the 4, 2, 1 loop. This math problem has not been solved yet

Hey, do you know how to work the Collatz conjecture?

Collatz Conjecture by Noah Armon June 1, 2022

Lalani-Frank Conjecture 

The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.

In the spirit of Lil Wayne:

"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"

(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)

Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.

Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?

Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?

Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.

Lalani-Frank Conjecture by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011

conjecture

A statement, opinion, or conclusion based on guesswork...

Who uses this word anyways? I conjecture that no one does.

conjecture by Amanda Sitko September 7, 2005

json-conjecture 

A json-conjecture hypothesizes that proving the number of platonic forms to be infinity^infinity in number proves that math is real.

An injecture is the surface-area of the Vikaasian limit.

The json-conjecture is an injecture.

Proving the number of platonic limits to be uncountable would prove math is real.

json-conjecture by sandraxine September 6, 2020

Conjecturisationisms 

When you include to many incorrect facts into a statement to convince others of your correctness but in all honesty its just bullshit.

Bob just sent me an email but it is full of inaccuracies. I think it's just conjecturisationisms.

Conjecturisationisms by Schubert July 27, 2021

Scibor's Conjecture

The notion hat if you have an original philosophical thought, there is a 90% chance some philosopher some number of centuries ago already coined that thought with his own name.

Matt: Yo dawg, you believe in God?
Dan: Nah bro, but I go to Church anyway just in case because then I go to heaven. I call it Dan's Clever Solution.
Matt: Bro that's Pascal's Wager right there tho dawg.
Dan: Shit, Scibor's Conjecture in action.

Scibor's Conjecture by urban_philospher December 24, 2016

twin prime conjecture 

Twin primes are prime numbers which differ by exactly 2. The twin prime conjecture states that there are infinitely many twin primes—that is, there are infinitely many pairs of prime numbers (p, q), where p < q, such that q − p = 2.

The first few twin primes are (3, 5), (5, 7), (11, 13), (17, 19), (29, 31), (41, 43), ...

The twin prime conjecture is an important open question in number theory.

twin prime conjecture by Monstrous_Moonshine September 2, 2023