greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

Congress Fatigue

Often abbreviated C.F.; Congress Fatigue comes when you stay in one place for too long. When suffering fro C.F. you exhaust all your resources (resources being your "Favorites List") or adding too many episodes of Hoarders to your TiVo. When one has done all this they suffer C.F. ever worse thus making them go into a rut that is damn near impossible to break. This can lead to the much worse, Cabin Fever. One can imagine this being felt by the actual members of Congress.

Charlie: Damn computers was brutal today!
Steve: I know! I didn't do anything but go onto my favorites list and I was still gettin' Congress Fatigue.
Charlie: I didn't do anything but use my phone to schedule Hoarders on TiVo.

by Blood Ocean January 27, 2011

Congress

A school full of ghetto hood rats,Girls wit multiple niggas Niggas wit multiple bitches everybody just dating people and they cousins

Congress is ghetto asf

by Congress #1 April 22, 2019

Congress

A collective noun used for crocodiles

A congress of crocodile attacking a deer near the river.

by Rambo Tan June 22, 2022

Congress

a collection of old douches who think they know what the majority of the population wants and pass laws that don’t make sense to most people

person 1: no one can agree on a solution to legal cannabis because the higher-ups don’t ever know what we want

person 2: damn Congress!

by confusingbutwhocares March 15, 2022

Congress

Noun; a meeting of three or more apes.

Harambe could have fought back if his Congress was with him.

by Raylord666 May 25, 2022

Virtual Congress

Some discord server where admins simp over other members

From Senator Jacob (R-OH-3)
“@Carrot HELO CROT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ILY!!!”
From Rep. Bill Clinton (D-AR-1)
“Virtual Congress Mods are weird as shit”

by Prez Bill Clinton October 31, 2020