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conflacted 

Anything you want it to be
Dude, Im so conflacted
conflacted by ColPowell November 20, 2013

conflicted

the emotional state when a man's two heads disagree
AOTS management should hire Alison because she's better qualified, but Sara Jean is sexier. They must feel conflicted.
conflicted by hurlyburly3 December 22, 2010

Conflictiflated 

That uncomfortable feeling when you're holding in a fart in a small, crowded, poorly ventilated room. A combination of being conflicted & inflated.
Wow, that egg salad I had for lunch really had me conflictiflated while I was waiting in the lobby at my Dr.'s office.

I was conflictiflated on the bus, but I made it to my stop before I let that howler rip.
Conflictiflated by Phrasius March 2, 2020

Conflicated 

adj - the act of causing conflict due to one’s complicated nature or situation.
Man, Why do you have to make things so conflicated?
Conflicated by therealone September 26, 2008

conflicted costume 

A Halloween costume that isn't just one thing.
Wearing a flannel shirt, an axe and workboots to be a lumberjack but also having a hunting cap on. This is a conflicted costume.
conflicted costume by gabe, hi October 29, 2010

Conflicated 

Complicated and conflicting. Giving mixed signals, usually opposites. Typically used as a compliment.
Taylor was acting conflicated when she said “You beautiful piece of shit”.
Conflicated by CalvinLeCilliz March 23, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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