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condalangus 

When somebody licks a girl's vagina, this is the act of condalangus.
I want to lick condalangus rice's vaj, yo!
condalangus by BigKsTAr November 21, 2005
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codalingus 

Codalingus (noun) - The act of practicing female genital oral stimulation using tuna sashimi to simulate the labia. Usually perpetrated by older men in sushi restaurants.
Dude 1: I can't go into a sushi bar with him any more.
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: The way he eats raw fish; it's like he's practicing codalingus.
codalingus by Tiddly Wink October 15, 2013

Conalingus 

Anyone down for some conalingus?
Conalingus by Fag_Bag163 June 6, 2018

conalingus 

Oral sex, usually stimlulation of the female genitals with mouth or tongue normally from a third person.
He gave me a little conalingus
conalingus by Simon Davenport April 25, 2006

The Condolingus Special 

When you have sex with a girl doggie style, while she eats out another girl, while that girl is giving head to your best friend and you and your best friend high-five over the two girls, creating an epic eiffel tower.
Yo, last night me and Brandon brought home these two girls and we performed the Condolingus special on them.

condilingus

a nickname for Secutary of State Condiliza Rice created by Dave Chapplle
Condilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish

conealingus 

The act of licking the dregs of ice cream out of an ice cream cone without biting into the cone itself. Best done in a lewd or suggestive manner to imply cunnilingus.
John always finished his ice cream before starting on the cone, so he found it necessary to perform conealingus.

--and/or--

Gene Simmons' freakishly long tongue was also perfect for conealingus, and he would show off his special skill on dates at the ice cream parlor.

conealingus by sullivan504 April 22, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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