conalled 

To be conalled is to be so drunk at pre's you pass out before you reach the first pub.

I am so conalled right now

conalled by leicesterfacts December 6, 2016

Conalled 

To be, put delicately, completely and utterly fisted at something

Oh dude my little brother totally Conalled me at COD

Conalled by Memedaddyxx July 29, 2017

Brown Canalled 

To take too many drugs via the rectum as to cause severe life-threatening involuntary diarrhoea.

Did you hear about Derek? He shoved an eight ball up his arse and brown canalled! He almost died!

Brown Canalled by OnlyVic&Paul February 19, 2022