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Computer programmer 

A job that will be useless when the end of the world is coming.
Ok we need to group together.. we have a nurse ,a farmer ,a weapons expert and 2 survivalists.. ... and what can you do sir ?? Iam computer programmer...I can help you install windows 98 and help you with slow download speeds. ... all break out in laughter as they leave him behind for the aliens .
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computer programmer 

A person who designs and writes (codes) computer programs that are then compiled using a compiler, which produces object code (AKA code) and an executable.
Software developers hire many computer programmers to create numerous applications and games for them.

computer programmer 

A person who designs and writes computer programs that are then compiled using a compiler, which produces object code (AKA code) and an executable.
Software developers hire many computer programmers to create numerous applications and games for them.

Computer Programmer 

A person or group of people who wants their code to work but also question their method if code does not work, but If code works they also question their method.
You are never satisfied with your food, it's like you are a Computer Programmer.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026