When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and
professional sides of life.
Contrary to common belief, having a
female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from
masturbation.
-Dear,
we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have
regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive
masturbation disorder