A shortened way of referring to Columbia Missouri
-Can also be spelled without capitalization

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

-Spanish for "like" or "as" but in English is used as a way to emphasize a statement. If you add in a ".com" as in "como.com", you doubly emphasize the effect. It can also be used to displace the question "what?"

Derived from the Pitbull song "I Know you Want Me"
-"Label fly, but Pit wont stop/ Got her in the car, quit playin with his (Como?)"

Certainty of missing out
You no longer fear that you miss out, but you are certain of it.

Fatty who won't join PS4 party. Licks milk off Skatey floor and likes 50p oranges.

a person living in a depressed state of doom and gloom. Comatose or zombie-like