A shortened way of referring to Columbia Missouri
-Can also be spelled without capitalization

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

-Spanish for "like" or "as" but in English is used as a way to emphasize a statement. If you add in a ".com" as in "como.com", you doubly emphasize the effect. It can also be used to displace the question "what?"

Derived from the Pitbull song "I Know you Want Me"
-"Label fly, but Pit wont stop/ Got her in the car, quit playin with his (Como?)"

Certainty of missing out
You no longer fear that you miss out, but you are certain of it.

Fatty who won't join PS4 party. Licks milk off Skatey floor and likes 50p oranges.

a person living in a depressed state of doom and gloom. Comatose or zombie-like