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-Spanish for "like" or "as" but in English is used as a way to emphasize a statement. If you add in a ".com" as in "como.com", you doubly emphasize the effect. It can also be used to displace the question "what?"

Derived from the Pitbull song "I Know you Want Me"
-"Label fly, but Pit wont stop/ Got her in the car, quit playin with his (Como?)"
-"Hey Enrique, did you see that girl? COMO!"
-"Damn, she was coooooomo.com!"
-"Hey Manny did you hear what happened?"- "Como?"
by ProfessorJT September 19, 2009
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Certainty of missing out
You no longer fear that you miss out, but you are certain of it.
Richard could not eat today because his dentures were malfunctioning. He had major como at the curry buffet.
by yywan23 September 04, 2016
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Columbia, Missouri. Home of the fabolous Hickman Highschool and the not so fabolous RockBridge Beruins.....who hates Jefferson City!
by jordan shaw November 10, 2006
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a person living in a depressed state of doom and gloom. Comatose or zombie-like
Man that dude is such a como...he darkens every door he steps through
by unknown October 03, 2003
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Someone who is clueless or naive. But said in a joking way. Como means in Spanish "How" but my definition means different. You can use it to call your family that. But it's no harm done cause it's in a joking way. Everybody is a como at least once a day. We all do stupid things. Therefore everyone is a como.
"You don't know what you're talking about. You're a como."

"I'm not a como. I know what I'm doing."
by Michael M. Murray December 15, 2007
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