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committee whore 

Noun

-Individuals (primarily high school, to a lesser extent college) who seize the initiative to join or head every single possible committee available for the sake of additional padding for a transcript or resume. These individuals are usually attention-seeking and join also to ensure their name is known throughout the entire school.

This individual usually succeeds in doing so at the cost of being often universally hated as many more people are made aware of this individual's ulterior motives for being proactive not for the passion for said committee, but to add to a collection of committees on a resume.

Ultimately justice prevails as being part of that many committees prevents one from focusing on academics, a major aspect along with extra curricular activities that schools and scholarships look at.
John: Jenn is such a committee whore
Ed: Yeah for real, she's a part of every single committee, wonder what she does if two are at the same time?

Teacher:Students, looks like Student Council is starting up this year
Becky: I'll do it
Teacher: Good for you! I think yearbook is in the works again too guys
Becky: ooo I'll do it, I think I'l ldo the editor position
Teacher: I like your enthusiasm, guys I'm also told that newspaper starts today
Becky:OMG!! I'm so doing that.

Teacher: uhhh ok, thats...good I guess. Don't go in over your head though. Looks like debate club is starting at lunch today
Becky: count me in sir!
Teacher: Really? are you serious? You honestly believe you'll do all these committees? ok, whatever, I'm personally hosting a "Annoying bitches who join everything committee committee" which is mainly us robbing helpless senior citizens, torturing small animals and stealing from charities.
Becky: I'm so in Mr. Whens the meeting? And do you have anybody heading it?
Teacher: Fuck off.
committee whore by Isaac Greene October 16, 2010
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committee whore 

a person, who is irritatingly involved with everything in their reach to grab some limelight, they are often attention seeking, brown nosers and liked by not many
person 1: whoa that janette is involved with all the committees at school, she is such a loser
person 2: yeah, her mums a committee whore at school aswell
committee whore by mx3 January 20, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016