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commit self deletus 

Asking someone to die in a way of programming.
I hope you commit self deletus, Jim.
commit self deletus by RobloxGam0r October 9, 2019

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus 

The better alternative of Go commit die.
You - "Go commit die!"
Me - "Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus!"
You - ...
Me - "oof"

yeetus yeetus commit self deletus 

an action in which you commit suicide by yeeting yourself off a high place and dying(see yeet)
hey I'm about to yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus 

Go commit self deletus is one of the hundreds of roblox memes published to the internet. Its also used as a (poor) comeback to some insults including ur mom gay lol (the ultimate one shot kill insult(the only comaback for that is no u)). commit self deletus means go kill yourself (as you can probably tell). some other similar memes include, go commit toasterbath, go commit die, go commit death-pacito, go commit neck-crack-bone, go commit waterbreathe, go commit knife-heart, go commit no alive, go commit tower jump, go commit uninstall life, and go commit scooter-ankle.
This is Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus being used as an attempt to make a comeback from "ur mom gay lol" and "no u".
Person 1: ur mom gay lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: go commit self deletus
Person 2: go commit toasterbath
Person 1: go commit die
Person 2: go commit waterbreathe
and so on...

Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus! 

A Harry Potter spell created by Voldemort. When performed on somebody it will force the unlucky victim to commit suicide. It was created when Voldemort was so bored of Avada Kedavra and the other unforgivable curses that he created it. When casting the curse you wave your wand in a V to make it work. It takes much training and experience to do it properly.
Voldemort at Harry: Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!
*Harry does Avada Kedavra on himself*

Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus 

Abort the baby and commit die.
Also could mean that you either abort the baby or kill yourself.
"If you get pregnant, you better Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus.
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