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Comfort Sex 

A sexual encounter between two people who used to be intimate. Like comfort food, comfort sex lets individuals reminisce about happier times and feel better about themselves.
When you fuck your ex, it's comfort sex.
Comfort Sex by comfortsex May 3, 2011
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comfort sex 

the new codeword for "a hug".
it's especially funny when used on a random who doesn't know what it actually means.
*dan walks along the street, and spots his friend ellie looked a bit downtrodden*
dan: hey ellie! what's up?
ellie: life sucks, everything's fucking up at the moment and i don't know what to do :(
dan: is there anything i can do?
ellie: ...i could do with some comfort sex right about now
dan: aww come here
*they hug*

fin
comfort sex by slightly off centered December 17, 2007

Comfort Sex 

Casual unprotected sex, followed by a facial in which the eye lids are stuck together with cum.
Mike fucked her bare back then shot his load in her face sticking her eyes together. He had comfort sex with that tramp.
Comfort Sex by Ralph Harris June 19, 2008

Comfort Sexer 

Someone who has sex to make themselves feel better.
Instead of comfort eating when feeling low, they go through their list of bedroom buddies and pick the one who is going to give them the best ego boost!
My best mate has sex with different men when she is feeling bad about herself, she is a comfort sexer
Comfort Sexer by jinglebell February 17, 2010
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