comeim 

to turn the internal organs of another person to mush.

Hey bruh, did you see K-Dawg comeim that girl? Now she can't wear a belt and a tie on the same day or she'll turn into sausages!

comeim by googlesecurityalert July 10, 2023

comemouth 

its self explanatory. a person who often has come in their mouths/likes to dribble or gargle it after oral sex.

However, it's most often used to describe sycophants or jerks, not people who actually play with come after sex or during. (but that can change if we try!)

yo, did you see boris sucking up to professor E?
dont look now but here comes comemouth!
Boris: Hey dudes, whats up?
*drools white*
Boris: O look! A rainbow!
normal people: Comemouth!

comemouth by jarvis12 April 7, 2010

comeme 

a "spanish speaking" way of saying, what in english would mean, "eat me"

screw you you spanish bastard.

i got one thing to say to you asshole.

what?

COMEME!

comeme by scribbles-maggibbles January 24, 2009

comeicida 

Ah, Comeicida, a young, fantastic young women with much success ahead of her. Nobody realized how attractive she really was until recently. Yea, maybe it’s a weird name, but you think she’s the one.

Hey, did you see Comeicida today! She looks outstanding!

comeicida by Adam1738gg January 12, 2023

comemierda 

1. Literally "eat shit"
2. Used as a description word: such as "fool" "moron" etc.

This comemierda couldn't keep her mouth shut and got us all in trouble.

comemierda by Taitae January 11, 2005

comemedian 

Someone who obnoxiously overuses internet memes in real life to mask the fact that he/she is not actually funny.

Jon the comemedian walks through the door.
Jon: ME GUSTA!
Me: Okay. We get it. You're into fucking memes.

comemedian by imfondofkenya April 17, 2011

Comemeicate™️ 

To communicate souly through the use of memes

1. I can't communicate very well, but I can Comemeicate™️

2. "We're top tier people because we comemeicate instead of Comemeicate™️"

Comemeicate™️ by Memelord's Wife April 29, 2020