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comemouth 

its self explanatory. a person who often has come in their mouths/likes to dribble or gargle it after oral sex.

However, it's most often used to describe sycophants or jerks, not people who actually play with come after sex or during. (but that can change if we try!)
yo, did you see boris sucking up to professor E?
dont look now but here comes comemouth!
Boris: Hey dudes, whats up?
*drools white*
Boris: O look! A rainbow!
normal people: Comemouth!
comemouth by jarvis12 April 7, 2010
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Cockmouth 

A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."
"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."

"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."

"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"
Cockmouth by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011

cockmouthed 

when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.

Usually occurs at extremely good parties
Man, Vanessa sure is a good kisser

Dude, she just sucked Pat's dick! You just got cockmouthed!
cockmouthed by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006

Cockmouth 

a complete and total douchebag that will not shut up. All you can hear from that douche is complete cocknicity.
Man, that guy is a total cockmouth. He won't shut up about how he boned his fifth girlfriend last night!!
Cockmouth by Raebabe October 29, 2009

cockmouth 

A person who happens to prefer sucking cocks to handjobs and/or can fit quite alot of cock in their mouth
Rachael is a cockmouth
cockmouth by scarlett .k March 12, 2008

CockMouthPoopSlide 

To impale ones throat with ones penis during oral sex, only to force the fellater to expel their bowels; only to proceed to use the fecal matter as a means for a Slip N' Slide.
John: "Fuck man, my head hurts so bad."
Mark: "Why, man?"
John: "Because I was giving my bitch a CockMouthPoopSlide when something went horribly awry."

cockmouth 

Talking badly with a cocky attitude; to talk back.

Traces back to late 2004 when AdamQ and Christi were making rules for Christi's Canesty (pronounced kane`stir). Derived from "cocky attitude" and "bad mouth".
Example 1:
-AdamQ: Ummm... FAIL!
-Christi: Are you cockmouthing me? Refer to rule number 1, please.

Example 2:
-"OMG, that bitch was cockmouthing me behind my back!"
cockmouth by AdamQ November 25, 2004
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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