colonel clusterfuck

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up
everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.
by j son May 25, 2009
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Colonel Clusterfuck

Butt sex behind the deep fryers at a KFC restaurant.
Dave: Dude, I Colonel Clusterfucked Lindy yesterday.

Henry: Lucky bastard.
by Jonas Brothers Suck Penish January 13, 2009
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