colonel clusterfuck 

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up

everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.

colonel clusterfuck by j son May 25, 2009

Colonel Clusterfuck 

Butt sex behind the deep fryers at a KFC restaurant.

Dave: Dude, I Colonel Clusterfucked Lindy yesterday.

Henry: Lucky bastard.

Colonel Clusterfuck by Jonas Brothers Suck Penish February 1, 2009

Colonel Cluster Fuck 

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

Colonel Cluster Fuck by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008

Colonel Cluster Fuck 

A new derogatory term referring to President George W. Bush. Popularized by Danny from tourretesguy.com

"What do you think about George Bush?"

"You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?"

Colonel Cluster Fuck by Lockdown91 June 7, 2007

Colonel Cluster Fuck 

''Colonel Cluster Fuck'' is a name given to ex-president George W Bush by YouTuber; The Tourettes Guy.

''What are your opinions on George W. Bush? ''You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck''

Colonel Cluster Fuck by meeme master November 5, 2017