colon colon 

Possibly the worst Spanish teacher ever, a period with colon colon comprises of: watchign her butt waddle, every once in a while screaming "guys!", handing out twenty different packets and calling it teaching, and teaching Spanish I to a Spanish II class

Hey colon colon, if you ever read this feel free to go to hell

colon colon by me jamo November 15, 2004

shy colon 

Similar to the shy bladder, this is the inability to defecate while other people are nearby.

I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.

shy colon by Bogrimm May 5, 2018

erick brian colon 

a cuban talented boy that fight for his dreams and is excellent good looking. Warning: you will fall in love with those pacific ocean eyes.

Erick brian colon oo he is soo hot and talented.

erick brian colon by urbaaandictionary.com June 7, 2017

Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.

Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?

Bartolo Colon by Frisk This October 3, 2016

semi colon tattoo 

The tattoo of a ' ; ' represents that the person has come close to ending their life. The semi colon is used in grammar when the sentence is continued rather then ending with a full stop.

"why did you get a semi colon tattoo that's so basic"
"maybe one day you'll understand why"

semi colon tattoo by chaz :l July 11, 2021

Erick Brian Colon 

Erick Brian colon has a beautiful voice. A charming smile. Piercing green eyes. A smexy Cuban Latino man. He snatched my heart.

I would love to marry Erick Brian colon

Erick Brian Colon by Kylethelilbitch August 2, 2018

colon cologne

A natural fragrance expelled from one's shitbox.

Brent dusted Stephen's living room with a pleasant mist of colon cologne as he jolted off to work.

colon cologne by matfunguy July 19, 2015