collison

An under-sexed, mentally frustrated person. One who snaps at the slightest distrubance or incident. douchebag

Dude, I'm sorry I slept with your girlfriend. Just quit being such a collison.

by Cranton November 12, 2007

collison test

The act of suddenly hitting a girl's boob or a man's privates with a lot of force

If you're mad at your friend, Collison test them; they'll quite being annoying and focus on their pain.

by Dyl Tommy December 10, 2015

womon poshy collison

womon poshy collison is a collison where two women bang there vaginal cords into each other while sexaully desrupting the hornal membres of eachother in a sissor like formation

girl: "oh baby i had the best womon poshy collison last night"
boy: "WTF YOU SAID YOU WERE AT YOUR MOTHER'S..."

by -6o4- July 11, 2010

MRS COLLISON

she came from the dinosaur age she fossilized then came back with anger.DO YOUR SPANISH BOI.CMON NOONE CARES U BROKE UR ARM JUST CARRy ON WITH SPANISH.'WALKS LIKE A TRREX'come here!!!!!!!!

EY LOOK ITS MRS COLLISON SHES GUNA ROAR RUNNN!!!!!!!

by ANONOMOYS BOI .... May 11, 2022

sophia collison

She is the most beautiful and attractive person in the world

Sophia Collison is here make way for her

by 16.minato November 14, 2022

head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp

"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"

by InventedHOD April 21, 2009

Collisionista

Is a bad-ass female auto body shop owner that knows auto body repair information and the industry front to back, inside to outside.

That auto body shop owner down the street is a freaking collisionista - you want your smashed up car fixed right, go see her!

by Collisionista December 16, 2016