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collison test 

The act of suddenly hitting a girl's boob or a man's privates with a lot of force
If you're mad at your friend, Collison test them; they'll quite being annoying and focus on their pain.
collison test by Dyl Tommy December 10, 2015

womon poshy collison 

womon poshy collison is a collison where two women bang there vaginal cords into each other while sexaully desrupting the hornal membres of eachother in a sissor like formation
girl: "oh baby i had the best womon poshy collison last night"
boy: "WTF YOU SAID YOU WERE AT YOUR MOTHER'S..."
womon poshy collison by -6o4- July 11, 2010

MRS COLLISON

she came from the dinosaur age she fossilized then came back with anger.DO YOUR SPANISH BOI.CMON NOONE CARES U BROKE UR ARM JUST CARRy ON WITH SPANISH.'WALKS LIKE A TRREX'come here!!!!!!!!
EY LOOK ITS MRS COLLISON SHES GUNA ROAR RUNNN!!!!!!!

sophia collison 

She is the most beautiful and attractive person in the world
Sophia Collison is here make way for her
sophia collison by 16.minato November 14, 2022

head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp
"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"
head on collision by InventedHOD April 21, 2009

Collisionista 

Is a bad-ass female auto body shop owner that knows auto body repair information and the industry front to back, inside to outside.
That auto body shop owner down the street is a freaking collisionista - you want your smashed up car fixed right, go see her!
Collisionista by Collisionista December 16, 2016
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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