college bum

a "student" that you've seen in college since you were a freshman, and you are currently a senior, but that "student" was definitely not a freshman or a sophomore when you entered. Let me explain, a college bum, is a super grand senior that has been attending for more then 6 years, changed majors 3 times, keeps a very low GPA, takes only 2 classes a semester, and is not up to par when it comes to appearance. Oh, and is seen at every party drunk.

hey, i seen that kid since i was a freshman, but i know he was like a senior when i entered, oh he's just a college bum

college bum by Rob Dinero February 20, 2008

college bum

This is one of those kids you know mooches off mother and father. Preferably for laundry every two weeks, meals, money, the whole shebang. Has a decent job, but finds that the luxuries of mum and pop are just too good to give up just yet.

John: "Hey, where you going for the weekend?"
Kevin: "'Rents house. I'm just gonna college bum it at their place, I need clothes cleaned soon anyway."

college bum by shelac attack August 5, 2010

College town bum 

These are people who have finished their bachelor's degree but continue to live in a student apartment, drive a beater and occasionally look at finishing a master's some year.

Noah is a college town bum working a Joe job and smoking weed all afternoon.

College town bum by I, Wreckerrr April 3, 2021

CollegeHumor Show 

A show on MTV started in 2009 created by CollegeHumor.com. The show follows a fictional day in the lives of the CollegeHumor workers and also shows a few original sketches that are on CollegeHumor.com.

The main cast is:
Ricky Van Veen (co-founder and boss)
Amir Blumenfeld
Streeter Seidell
Sarah Schneider
Jeff Rubin
Patrick Cassels
Jake Hurwitz
Sam Reich
Dan Gurewitch

I loved the new CollegeHumor Show on MTV and I totally remember the gonorrhea sketch when it was on the website too!

CollegeHumor Show by Ice_Cream_Yum February 21, 2009

CollegeHumor 

Www.CollegeHumor.com
College students site, full of funny pics, videos, texts links and etc, source of fun when sank in boredom
(or when you need an excuse to stop working)

"CollegeHumor Almost Invented the shocker"

"those contests on CollegeHumor are weird, but FUN!"

CollegeHumor by Leo Luigi December 8, 2004

collegehumor.com 

Humor site widely recognized by college students and midgets sporting mullets.

Buy your bigshocker at www.bigshocker.com today!

collegehumor.com by Harry Sax November 3, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004