Skip to main content

college bum

a "student" that you've seen in college since you were a freshman, and you are currently a senior, but that "student" was definitely not a freshman or a sophomore when you entered. Let me explain, a college bum, is a super grand senior that has been attending for more then 6 years, changed majors 3 times, keeps a very low GPA, takes only 2 classes a semester, and is not up to par when it comes to appearance. Oh, and is seen at every party drunk.
hey, i seen that kid since i was a freshman, but i know he was like a senior when i entered, oh he's just a college bum
by Rob Dinero February 20, 2008
mugGet the college bum mug.

college bum

This is one of those kids you know mooches off mother and father. Preferably for laundry every two weeks, meals, money, the whole shebang. Has a decent job, but finds that the luxuries of mum and pop are just too good to give up just yet.
John: "Hey, where you going for the weekend?"
Kevin: "'Rents house. I'm just gonna college bum it at their place, I need clothes cleaned soon anyway."
by shelac attack August 5, 2010
mugGet the college bum mug.

College town bum

These are people who have finished their bachelor's degree but continue to live in a student apartment, drive a beater and occasionally look at finishing a master's some year.
Noah is a college town bum working a Joe job and smoking weed all afternoon.
by I, Wreckerrr April 3, 2021
mugGet the College town bum mug.

CollegeHumor Show

A show on MTV started in 2009 created by CollegeHumor.com. The show follows a fictional day in the lives of the CollegeHumor workers and also shows a few original sketches that are on CollegeHumor.com.

The main cast is:
Ricky Van Veen (co-founder and boss)
Amir Blumenfeld
Streeter Seidell
Sarah Schneider
Jeff Rubin
Patrick Cassels
Jake Hurwitz
Sam Reich
Dan Gurewitch
I loved the new CollegeHumor Show on MTV and I totally remember the gonorrhea sketch when it was on the website too!
by Ice_Cream_Yum February 21, 2009
mugGet the CollegeHumor Show mug.

CollegeHumor

Www.CollegeHumor.com
College students site, full of funny pics, videos, texts links and etc, source of fun when sank in boredom
(or when you need an excuse to stop working)
"CollegeHumor Almost Invented the shocker"

"those contests on CollegeHumor are weird, but FUN!"
by Leo Luigi December 8, 2004
mugGet the CollegeHumor mug.

collegehumor.com

Humor site widely recognized by college students and midgets sporting mullets.
Buy your bigshocker at www.bigshocker.com today!
by Harry Sax November 3, 2003
mugGet the collegehumor.com mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email