cold pizza

1. leftover pizza that has been in the refridgerator that is eaten for breakfast.

2. a mediocre morning show on ESPN2 with hosts who know nothing about the sports they cover.
1. I had some cold pizza this morning for breakfast.

2. The only reason I watch Cold Pizza is Thea Andrews, I would tap that.
by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004
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Purposely driving slowly which causes the tailgater behind you to be late for a delivery or a meeting.
I was driving and a pizza delivery guy started tailgating me. I slowed right down to be "safe" and the pizza he delivered was so cold. He gave that customer a "cold pizza", no tip for the driver!
by buddy33 April 16, 2010
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when a roach or more is smoked in a later smoking session
last night you had some pizza, then desert, then the cold pizza this morning?!?!
by william&elainesBAKEDGOODS&FOOD December 11, 2008
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When someone wakes up in the morning only to lick the cold gizz off his or her face from the previous night.
After passing out in the middle of the sex the previous night, Jenny enjoyed some cold pizza upon waking up.
by Ebohl July 29, 2006
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"Dahmer was sick with all that cold pizza."
by electricsheep November 03, 2007
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Another name for a going down on a girl during her period. Usually performed while extremely drunk and/or hard up for action. Related to: a big glob of cold pizza sauce dripping down your chin, you sick bastard.
It was dark but I could smell it and I could hear the crinkle of her pad... I ate the cold pizza anyway.

Once you eat cold pizza, you are a kool aid man.

I looked in the mirror and saw I had a red goatee shit I ate cold pizza last night.
by dawg2 October 20, 2006
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An ESPN show

pizza that is no longer warm

a great food to eat during a hang over
Cold Pizza, on ESPN, has a hot host on it

the cold pizza needs heated in the microwave

when i woke up this morning i ate some cold pizza because it was the olny thing that looked good on my hangover
by mike1234567890987654321 June 29, 2006
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