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Sleeping with a guy's wife, then stealing his breakfast and/or lunch for the next day.
Jim and his wife had a fight, so she called up Timmy and gave him some cold pizza
by Poor Tim Smith August 20, 2008
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Jun 16 Word of the Day
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
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by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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1. leftover pizza that has been in the refridgerator that is eaten for breakfast.

2. a mediocre morning show on ESPN2 with hosts who know nothing about the sports they cover.
1. I had some cold pizza this morning for breakfast.

2. The only reason I watch Cold Pizza is Thea Andrews, I would tap that.
by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004
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Purposely driving slowly which causes the tailgater behind you to be late for a delivery or a meeting.
I was driving and a pizza delivery guy started tailgating me. I slowed right down to be "safe" and the pizza he delivered was so cold. He gave that customer a "cold pizza", no tip for the driver!
by buddy33 April 16, 2010
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when a roach or more is smoked in a later smoking session
last night you had some pizza, then desert, then the cold pizza this morning?!?!
by william&elainesBAKEDGOODS&FOOD December 10, 2008
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Early morning sex when he wakes up with a woody and starts knocking on her door, so she rolls over just enough to allow him "access" and it only takes about a minute
Baby? Yes sweet? Can I have some cold pizza? Ugh, I guess so!
by sprtydog August 11, 2010
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A show only watchable for the extremely hot Thea Andrews.
Cold Pizza would be better with more Thea.
by Adam December 03, 2004
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