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Purposely driving slowly which causes the tailgater behind you to be late for a delivery or a meeting.
I was driving and a pizza delivery guy started tailgating me. I slowed right down to be "safe" and the pizza he delivered was so cold. He gave that customer a "cold pizza", no tip for the driver!
by buddy33 April 16, 2010

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Inspired by Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of Jersey Shore. He has the best abs in the business and is always taking care of business.

Best Abs means you send out the guy or gal who can get the "situation" taken care of quickly and effectively.

The person with the Best Abs is the go-to person, sometimes on the front line, sometimes a wingman.
We've got to close this deal or we will get fired, let's send out Tom, he has the Best Abs.

Those girls over there are cute. We can have Mike talk to them, he has the Best Abs and then he can introduce us.
by buddy33 November 18, 2010

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