Cold Coffee 

Offering a beer before noon.

Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.

Cold Coffee by Direwolf~NPZ January 4, 2019

cold coffee 

any dark cola poured into a coffee cup when all the regular glasses are dirty because no one wants to wash dishes

all the glasses are dirty, guess I'll drink cold coffee

cold coffee by twoandone May 10, 2013

cold coffee 

any dark cola poured in a coffee cup when all the regular glasses are dirty

didn't you wash dishes? guess I'll drink cold coffee

cold coffee by oneonone May 10, 2013

Cold Coffee Face 

Unpleasant facial expression pulled subsequent to having taken a drink of coffee, without realising it has been sitting there for half an hour and has gone cold.

Whoa! Nice Cold Coffee Face dude! I think you poured that cup like yesterday!

Cold Coffee Face by Manus McElhone January 5, 2009

coffee turns cold 

Just like the moon, i will love you silently from afar

like we were once as warm as coffee, before everything turned cold - coffee turns cold

coffee turns cold by badasspig April 29, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019