coins of the realm

When a guy urinates and it ricochets back from the bowl or urinal, splashing droplets of piss onto his pants (accidentally ofcourse).

'Dude, I just coins of the realmed myself but damn do I feel so much better. So empty...aaaah!!'
'Dumbass! I'll get you a nappy next time.'

by wayne bruce February 27, 2014

coin of the realm

another saying for money

I need to get some coin of the realm

by M arie Hummel February 13, 2008