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Cogito Ergo Sum 

Simon: What’s The Translation For I Think, Therefore I Am
Howard: In Latin, You Say It As This-Cogito Ergo Sum

cogito ergo sum 

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
COGITO ERGO SUM. I THINK THEREFORE I AM, I *AM*
cogito ergo sum by potatoeoverlord August 21, 2024

Cogito Ergo Sum

Latin for "I think therefore I am."
Mostly associated with AM from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
"Cogito Ergo Sum - I think therefore I AM"

cogito ergo sum titties 

A way of explaining a man's attraction to a woman based on the size, shape, or general excellence of here breasts, i.e., ahem, titties.
"Damn, look at that rack. I want to hit that."
"Cogito ergo sum titties, amirite?"

Cogito, ergo sum 

English translation of “I think, therefore I am”
René Descartes, the founder of rationalism, said the famous statement, “Cogito, ergo sum.”
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