A strongly philophausaric man who has tendencies to " Bill Cosby" people every time he has the chance.
A legendary philophasaur.
A UBM.
A fried chicken eating, KFC addict.
The real Slim Shady
Huge cock sick at warzone has a small fat ginger friend who’s a cunt and is very good at football also sexy as fuck and have I mentioned his dick is the size of Mount Everest
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'