A strongly philophausaric man who has tendencies to " Bill Cosby" people every time he has the chance.
A legendary philophasaur.
A UBM.
A fried chicken eating, KFC addict.
The real Slim Shady
Huge cock sick at warzone has a small fat ginger friend who’s a cunt and is very good at football also sexy as fuck and have I mentioned his dick is the size of Mount Everest
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.