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coffeehousing 

making gratutitous or trivial observations; gossiping while observing; kibbitzing.
He stood around the chess players, coffeehousing with the other kibbitzers.
coffeehousing by NaySay August 26, 2007

coffeehouse cheeseburger 

when a girl rubs her piss and shit all over her pissy and you eat/ slurp it all up
dude we were really drunk last night and erica convinced me to give her a “coffeehouse cheeseburger” i regret it

Coffeehouse 

Often found in large cities such as Boston and New York. Mostly college students who are into something such as, Art, Music, Writing, Literature, etc. Found riding bikes around the city, drinking coffee from a local coffeshop. Listen to bands that sound like Nevershoutnever! and other acoustic type bands. Like to wear vnecks, skinny straight jeans, vans, peacoats, and shop at places like Urban Outfitters and American Apparrel.
That guy over there riding his bike to class is so coffeehouse.
Coffeehouse by NAHHHHWAITYAAAAHH November 10, 2010

coffeographer 

someone who takes pictures or anything related to coffee seriously but not as a profession. To an extend that a coffeographer would cafehopping just to get pictures of a cup of latte art, variety of brewing methods or at least the interior of a cafe.
Bruce took coffeography seriously. He is that kind of guy who flashes his name card and put coffeographer as his profession.
coffeographer by tokeykambing October 13, 2015

CoffeeHouseCatastrophe 

Only the best Quotev user to exist.

Uses gore/king/wrath/thorn pronouns currently.

When speaking to gore, address king as "Queen Huxley", if you do not know wrath before /hsrs
If you're seeing this, I love you <3
I believe in Quotev user CoffeeHouseCatastrophe supremacy
CoffeeHouseCatastrophe by Lovesixk August 19, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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