Phil: Hey, guys, guys, you want some Coco-Cola? You want some? Hey you want some- you wanna drink- I see you over there, you wanna drink some Coco-Cola? Drink it?
Klayman #1: No.
Phil: Why?
Klayman#1: Because I'm fat, I'm on a diet. I'm fat.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'