3 definitions by Shonny Illuminati
Used to describe the level of anger a Stepfather may have against a child or woman. The rawest form of anger, untamed and furious. When one is overcome with Stepdad Madness, they may exhibit a skin color similar to the blood that was about to be shed, visible veins in the face and may also be prone to using a bottle of alcohol or belt as a weapon. They may also yell in profane absurdities, say that it is someone elses fault, and destroy property as well as people, both physically and emotionally. See also: Beltmaster, Wifemaster, King of the Castle.
Kid #1: Man, did you see those bruises on Jim and his Mom?
Kid #2: Yeah dude, his Stepdad was MAD!
"Don't bother him, or he will enrage and become Stepdad Mad!"
"The door opened. Little Billy heard the cling clang of a belt being unthreaded from blue Wranglers. He was about to become another victim to his brutal beltmaster. The seething bloodshot eyes came closer. Billy pissed his pants. It was Stepdad Mad. It was too late."
"With whiskey on his breath, John belted his stepson across his bare ass. A bruised woman was crying in the corner of the kitchen. John warned "Woman, you will be next if you don't shut the fuck up and make me a steak!". He was Stepdad Mad."
Kid #2: Yeah dude, his Stepdad was MAD!
"Don't bother him, or he will enrage and become Stepdad Mad!"
"The door opened. Little Billy heard the cling clang of a belt being unthreaded from blue Wranglers. He was about to become another victim to his brutal beltmaster. The seething bloodshot eyes came closer. Billy pissed his pants. It was Stepdad Mad. It was too late."
"With whiskey on his breath, John belted his stepson across his bare ass. A bruised woman was crying in the corner of the kitchen. John warned "Woman, you will be next if you don't shut the fuck up and make me a steak!". He was Stepdad Mad."
by Shonny Illuminati March 12, 2009
Used as a synonym in the context of an expression equal to "not much" or "very little". Only really applicable when asked a question such as "what's up?" or "what are you doing". Based on the stereotype that the Japanese have small penises, and played on the modern response "jack shit".
Mike: Hey man what's up?
Shawn: Jap dick.
Billy: Yo, what are you doing?
John: Jap dick.
Billy: That sounds pretty gay.
John: No, it is an expression. It means not much or very little.
Billy: Oh, I get it! Like a Japanese dick! HAHA!
Shawn: Jap dick.
Billy: Yo, what are you doing?
John: Jap dick.
Billy: That sounds pretty gay.
John: No, it is an expression. It means not much or very little.
Billy: Oh, I get it! Like a Japanese dick! HAHA!
by Shonny Illuminati January 21, 2010
One who slams people or objects with cocks. May also slam other cocks with or without his own. The mark of being amazing. Powerful.
by Shonny Illuminati March 12, 2009