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COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.
Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.
by FLACE February 24, 2010
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cocksandwich

The act of inserting your short shriveled chode (short,fat, Pee-Pee) in between two molding hogie rolls or loose roast beef curtain lips preferably from your grandmother or a loud mouthed rent-a-cop who has a hairy brillo pad muff that is often licked by a member of valet services.
\\\\\\\"Hey Conor, You wanna come over here and stick your millimeter peter in-between my saggy tarp lips and we can make the best cocksandwich you have ever encountered\\\\\\\". HOLD THE MAYO!
by Muff Mania September 13, 2007
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Horse-Cock Sandwich

Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.
Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?

Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.
by TBONE99 June 29, 2011
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Cock Sandwich

It is made with two slices of bread and a cock. It can sometimes be served Aitkin's style, no bread, just plain old awesome cock. It can also be used to describe something bad or good. Also called a C.S.
"That guy spilled my drink....what a cock sandwich..or what a C.S

The date went well,i ended up serving a C.S. without the bread.
by Moppe February 10, 2009
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cock sandwich

A blowjob from two people at the same time. The tongues make the "bread" and the cock is the "meat".
Dude, you should have come to that party last night. Two hotties made me a cock sandwich.

OMG, Jenny, that guy is such a stud! Let's make him a cock sandwich.
by UrbanErik November 17, 2006
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hot cock sandwich

"Hot cock sandwiches, get 'em while they're hot."
by bukake_samurai69 May 27, 2004
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cock sandwich

1- A moron, an idiot, someone who screws up a lot
2- a douchebag, an arrogant prick, someone who is cocky
The guy who dropped the ball is a huge cock sandwich.
That guy is a real asshole, he is such a cock sandwich
by MetsBallers.com September 9, 2009
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