Cockpire

Just like a Vampire, but instead of wanting to suck your Blood, the Cockpire just wants to suck your Cock!

That girl sitting across from us is definitely a Cockpire.

Cockpire by Scooooooopp! July 28, 2008

cockpiece 

a jewel encrested or otherwise extravagent exterior shell worn over the penis. Not a dildo.

"Hey dude check out my cockpiece."

cockpiece by Metalocolypse March 21, 2007

Cocktile Dysfunction 

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.

All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.

Cocktile Dysfunction by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

cockpiece 

your dick, when you are holding onto it with one hand, like it was a gun or an implement of destruction and aiming it at an orifice waiting to be violated.

I took my cockpiece out and jammed it directly into my girlfriend's swollen cock throat without hesitation. She's a whore.

cockpiece by infiniti August 15, 2003

cockpilot 

One who pilots the cock, aka a homosexual. Derogatory term

That guy is such a cockpilot

cockpilot by Steveo February 13, 2005

Cockpire

A beast that is only interested in biting off and keeping lepper penis.

Look out for the filthy cockpire, he'll bite you dick off!

Cockpire by batreast August 26, 2011

cockphlegm 

jizz, semen, cockjuice, etc-you get the point

john spit his cockphlegm all over that bitches face

cockphlegm by sgt horse September 11, 2008