A woman who when on the lookout for potential romantic and/or sexual partners has a sharp and deserning eye. Once she spots her prize she swoops in confidenly. She loves tight jeans. Much akin to traditionally male sexual behaviour she knows what she wants and isn't ashamed to go on the hunt in pursuit of it. She isn't necessarily permiscuous. But is a unique and sometimes unfortunately misunderstood type of bird.

"That girl was flirting with him all night. She seemed to really be admiring his grey sweatpants. What a cockhawk."

CockHawk by Meowms February 3, 2025

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Cockhawk

Cockhawk, I thought I made this up a few years ago. Then I found it here. There's always some kind of loose ho out to swoop in on my handsome guy. They are usually loud and obnoxious too and they have a call like a bird of prey. The cockhawk call is "CAWK HAWK CAWK HAWK" !

I heard the cockhawk coming before she swooped in and tried to get his cock. I heard "CAWK HAWK CAWK HAWK!" Luckily my guy ducked just in time to be missed by her talons.

Cockhawk by ClaireVoyant13 April 17, 2025

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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