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where your life is defined as "awkward moments".
All the memories I've had are Chrissi moments.
chrissi by cboo91 February 3, 2010
Words you can keep
A Chrissi is one of the best friends you can have in your life. He is trustworthy, extremely funny, speaks fluently sarcasms and will always pick of the phone, no matter what. He is the kind of guy who stays up until 4 am to make sure you’ll get safely home when you’re drunk. A Chrissi is sensitive and isn’t afraid of speaking about his feelings. It’s not uncommon for a Chrissi to have a discussion for hours. A Chrissi is an extremely intelligent guy and sometimes it’s hard to beat his arguments. He may seem a bit like a smart ass, but in the end, he has your best interests at heart. He’s always down for an adventure, especially for communist revolutions. You can’t count on him like no other, having a Chrissi in your life is considered a blessing all over the world.
Jules: “Oh, my best friend is such a Chrissi!”
Linda: “Wow, you’re so lucky! Don’t let him go”
Chrissi by HermionesSoma May 27, 2021
The Defintion of beeing gay around Boys, he will also pay to get railed and deep thoathred
Im feeling so "Chrissi" you can't believe it
Chrissi by Grims1te October 13, 2025

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war 

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.
Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.

Christian Barn Dance 

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
Christian Barn Dance by cmpgamer November 8, 2014

christian chim chim 

Park Jimin's stage name in English
Jimin said "Aren't English names always long? Like Christian. How about Christian Chim Chim?"

Prestonwood Christian Academy

Mr. Lee is underpaid but
"I am underpaid." - Mr. Lee ( teacher at Prestonwood Christian Academy)
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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