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Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity 

an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. If done at the right moment it can even make the person commit suicide
Person one: "Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity"
Person two: "NOOOO!" *he starts to cry and then shoots himself in the head*
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She’s 18 years old somewhere 

The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.
Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?

Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.

Chris Hanson: what the fuck?

14 year old's 

14 year old's are the minimum age of being the gayest people on earth, any names with cheese, numbers, ROBLOX characters, Memes are considered gay.
14 year old's are the minimum age of being the gayest people on earth because they're 14.
14 year old's by Dawnshea July 6, 2020

12 year old's 

A 12-year-old is typically used as a condescending generalization for someone nieve, immature, or weird on the internet.
In COD lobby chat
12 year old's: get slammed you pussys let's go EZ!!!
Normal human: STFU 12-year-old
12 year old's by anonymous December 9, 2020

grandpa's old cough syrup 

Grandpa's old cough syrup usually refers to a hot toddy. A drink made with one shot of whiskey, a half cup of boiling water, a spoonful of honey, and a splash of lemon juice. Variations include adding cloves and/or cinnamon sticks then letting the drink brew for approximately 5 minutes before serving.

The nickname of Grandpa's old cough syrup comes from the hot toddy being used as a cold/flu remedy.
You guys been doing a little bit of boozing? Sucking back on grandpa's old cough syrup?
grandpa's old cough syrup by ztpruit December 14, 2010

Pappy's Old Dress Sock 

A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.
Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.

Old Boy's Network 

An informal system by which money and power are retained by wealthy white men through incestuous business relationships. It is not necessarily purposeful or malicious, but the “Old Boy’s Network” can prevent women and minorities from being truly successful in the business world. It entails establishing business relationships on high-priced golf courses, at exclusive country clubs, in the executive sky-boxes at sporting events, through private fraternities or social clubs (such as the Free Masons), et cetera. These are arenas from which women and minorities are traditionally excluded and thus are not privy to the truly “serious” business transactions or conversations. A business person who does not travel in these elite circles of influence will miss out on many opportunities.
example of the Old Boy's Network at a sporting event:

"Yeah, I just saw Chuck at the country club the other day. You know Chuck. His son goes to school at Saint Andrews with your Mason brother Senator Northcutt's son. Anyway he told me he was interested in selling the R&D division at Imogen. I thought you might be interested..."
Old Boy's Network by DarkEnigma April 25, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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