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cock-must

The condition present after screwing a grandmother. Symptoms include smell of mold, cobwebs, maggots and/or spiders, perhaps even old trash such as condom wrappers caught in the cock-must related debris. Can also be contracted from intercourse with attics, corpses, or antiques.
After a week at grandmama's, I was diagnosed with a serious case of cock-must.
by Mike Sater September 15, 2006
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Crush my cock with a rock i must

Crush my cock with a rock i must!
Maximum pain i must endure!
Crush my cock with a rock i must!
by The_wildcard April 13, 2021
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Cock Mustache

Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft
Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache
by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008
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Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr
by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011
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cock mustard

A mix of urine and semen
Sally asked politely for Tom to top off her hotdog with some cock mustard.
by WhooferTit April 22, 2005
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mustard cock

When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.
Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?
by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018
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cockmuster

When damagedprotetarian holds his annual bukkake gang bang.
OMG did you see Cockmuster 2021 damagedproletarian guzzled even more cocks than the infamous 2008 Cockmuster
by captain_poopy June 9, 2021
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