cock-must 

The condition present after screwing a grandmother. Symptoms include smell of mold, cobwebs, maggots and/or spiders, perhaps even old trash such as condom wrappers caught in the cock-must related debris. Can also be contracted from intercourse with attics, corpses, or antiques.

After a week at grandmama's, I was diagnosed with a serious case of cock-must.

cock-must by Mike Sater September 15, 2006

Crush my cock with a rock i must 

Crush my cock with a rock i must!
Maximum pain i must endure!

Crush my cock with a rock i must!

Crush my cock with a rock i must by The_wildcard April 13, 2021

Cock Mustache 

Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft

Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache

Cock Mustache by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) 

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

cock mustard 

A mix of urine and semen

Sally asked politely for Tom to top off her hotdog with some cock mustard.

cock mustard by WhooferTit April 22, 2005

mustard cock 

When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.

Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?

mustard cock by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018

cockmuster

When damagedprotetarian holds his annual bukkake gang bang.

OMG did you see Cockmuster 2021 damagedproletarian guzzled even more cocks than the infamous 2008 Cockmuster

cockmuster by captain_poopy June 9, 2021