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A hilariously unintentionally sexual exclamation with a meaning and use similar to 'outrageous' or 'balderdash'. The term is frequently used whilst one is speaking in a bad snooty british accent.
Guy: But surely you don't have to pay for incoming texts!

Girl: Yep, I do.

Guy: Cockafanny!
by pompous pedantic pontificator November 10, 2010
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n. The act of hiding one's wedding tackle between one's legs to give the appearence of having female genitals. Popularised by Captain Sensible and East German female shot-putters of the 70's
by b0ng April 03, 2003
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