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cock wompum 

cock wompum, cock wompem, cock wompin'

an initial reference to money(1), this term can be used in everyday life for a variety of expresions, much like the phrase "dude".

the "-um" ending can be used to express a distaste in something or someone(2), or the praise of something/someone(3).

the "-em" ending is a verb that calls for action to be made(4) or to describe actions that have taken place(5)

the "-in" ending is also verb, but this one descrides an action as it is happening(6)

the word is always open to new conjugations. HAPPY CONJUGATING EVERYONE!
(1)"A years subscription to Hustler will run you about 42 cock wompum."

(2) After seeing the bill for her breast augmentation Bomtwan said,"That's fucking cock wompum!"

(3) "That Jesus dude is cock wompum."

(4) When Billy Bob and his buddies saw a man who seemed he could be a homosexual, his buddies told him to cock wompem'.

(5) After the touchdown catch, the fan yelled, "Cock wompem'!"

(6) While little Jimmy was boning his girlfriend, his mom banged on the door and said,"What are you doing?!" Jimmy responded,"I'm cock wompin' ,ma!"
cock wompum by Dr. Ahktar December 20, 2008
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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026