cock wessel
A person that is a piece of shit.
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cock-weasel
cock-weasel by oh, that guy January 21, 2009
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Cock weasel
a) Someone in general that tries to screw you over in any given situation.
b) A person or thing that uses your material to promote themselves whilst not crediting you.
c) Sexually; may mean someone that tries in anyway possibly to get down someone pants.
d) May be used generally to describe someone that is a cock or tosser.
b) A person or thing that uses your material to promote themselves whilst not crediting you.
c) Sexually; may mean someone that tries in anyway possibly to get down someone pants.
d) May be used generally to describe someone that is a cock or tosser.
AN EXAMPLE: "Here you go, all done and dusted, good innit"
" o, yes very good did James R help"
" NO, i did it all"
- whata cock weasel
" o, yes very good did James R help"
" NO, i did it all"
- whata cock weasel
Cock weasel by James Ripley October 26, 2004
cock weasel
A boss who takes credit for your work or effort. You have to put up with with his credit-stealing ways because he can fuck you royally or fire you.
cock weasel by whorlio October 24, 2003
cock weasel
A pretentious, arrogant, stuck-up, self-centred bastard who believes he is Gods gift to women and can therefore fuck you over. Exeter is heavily populated by such beings. It is also an entertaining word to say and can be used as an insult against almost everybody!
cock weasel by Lafrowda January 14, 2006
cock weasel
cock weasel by Master Iolo March 14, 2005
Cock Weasel
Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.
Cock Weasel by Abel Damsa May 6, 2018
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