wessel

wessel is cool, sexy and has an amazing jawline. wessel is super sweet and will always be there for you no matter what. he has a glowing smile and beautiful brown eyes. wessel is the best friend you could ever ask for.

person 1: wow that guys jawline is amazing asf
person 2: that’s because his name is wessel

by Carina Davis July 15, 2022

wesseled

The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.

Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!

by Eddie Hoffman May 03, 2008

Wessel

A wessel is an awesome person, that's just all around great and loved by many! Certain people who are uninformed of the definition, may use the word as an insult, which it clearly is not.

Certain person: "You are such a wessel!"

Girl: "Well thanks!"

by khjgkhfawaked November 28, 2010

Wessel

A very cool and powerfull guy! Everybody knows him. He is super sexy and handsome!!

#cool #handsome #sexy #crazy #power

Wow there's wessel!

by Randykalavan103 February 27, 2017

Wessel

Very sexy and have big dingus poops always on the floor and needs to shit

I wanna be wessel

by Poepslaaf December 09, 2021

wesseler

Wesseler, also known as the drunk stranger. Pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.

I Wesselered myself last night, almost had to go to the hospital.

by Ben765 July 20, 2016

wessels

a really horny bitch who can't stop talking or thinking about sexual content.

Wow! why does he have to be such a wessels.

by ujunag April 29, 2008