A derogatory word used to describe someone who is behaving like an idiot tool dickhead etc...
Gordon Brown is a right Cockwand, however i'm not so sure David Cameron is much better!
Ok so i know i was being a right Cockwand trying it on with your sister yesterday, I blame her though...she shouldn't walk around naked when I'm around.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)