cock spanker 

tthe act of punsihing sum1 by spanking them with ur cock

mike southwood took a giant cock spanking from a black man, but he enjoyed it instead of crying, i guess he is used to it

cock spanker by jobodaho January 25, 2004

Cock-Spanked 

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

Cock-Spanked by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

cock spanner 

A person that uses their genitals as a source of income!
The bread winner of the house (also a porn star) is known as a cock-spanner!

That Ron Jeremy (the famous pornstar) is a real Cock spanner!!

cock spanner by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

cockspanner

Similar to a cockknocker. An idiot etc.

That's my pint you dull cockspanner

cockspanner by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010

cockspander 

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

cockspander by madlane September 9, 2016